Nov 21, 2014
Searching for the Perfect Parking Spot, Out of the Way Gas Prices,
If Jesus Had a Blog, Jesus & Success, Smoothness Tips,
Answering the Hard Question, Give Up Makeup?, Dueling Shows,
Thanksgiving LotR Ideas, Best Joke Ever, Another Good Joke, Saeed
"There may be some poison involved, but other than that you should
"I want people to see God not us"
"Before we put 90 miles on the car for meatballs, let's just be
honest and say we want to go to IKEA."
"In 4 months from now, all your eyebrow hairs will be replaced by
"That's why it's so deeply hilarious"